This letter is to inform you that you have repeatedly violated the UN Convention on Human Rights. It quite clearly states that extreme sleep deprivation* is a form of human torture. You must cease and desist immediately, or face the terrifying consequences of seeing blue, helmeted peacekeepers sing kumbaya on our lawn.
Either that or you risk losing your primary food source.
Mom and Dad
*This letter was written a few days ago, before Esther began sleeping through the night. Now we feel like singing the Hallelujah Chorus. She had awoken 6-8 times a night for nearly a week.
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